This evening I created some quite beautiful music. My fingers flew effortlessly over the fretboard weaving intricate tapestries of sound. Each phrase packed with subtle nuances juxtapositioned against cutting edge chordal patterns. My fellow musicians were clearly awe-stricken as I floated through chorus after chorus building to an aural explosion of unimagined profundity. "With My Little Ukulele In My Hand" has simply never sounded so good.